Last week Simon Cowell and Mezhgan Hussainy (who, coincidentally, were recently the subject of break-up rumours) stole a private moment (on a balcony at London’s ExCel centre) away from prying eyes (as long as no one looked up). Who was there to ruin it? The nasty paps of course. Simon must have been FURIOUS.

Poor Kelly Brook (who has coincidentally just been dumped by her toyboy and needs to look desirable) and Glee’s Matthew Morrison (who has coincidentally been battling completely untrue US gossip that he’s gay) got caught by the paparazzi too. They, again, were having a private smooch (in a busy London street). The evil paps even grabbed a fluke shot of Kelly looking straight down the camera lens, almost like she knew they were there.

I really don’t know how the paparazzi sleep at night. When oh when will they stop ruining innocent people’s lives like this?